Monday, 6 June 2016

MAYHEM IN MUDGEE (27 APRIL - 4 MAY 2016)


So another Anzac Day has been celebrated. As I intimated in my last, this has almost become something of a travelling yardstick for us (where were we on Anzac Day in any particular year?) probably because we make a real effort to ensure it will be memorable for one reason or another.

Cowra had not let us down. The obligatory ‘recovery’ day (not so needed this year) had come and gone and it was time we moved on.  Mudgee and a serious party awaited us. Of course, all this (Cowra to Mudgee and meeting out Sydney friends for a week of social nonsense) is not new. This was how we began our travels in 2013.

Now I have to warn you all at the outset that this will be another of those utterly self-indulgent Mobile Marshies missives. We have travelled this road before and have regaled you at length with our description of the countryside and of Mudgee itself (it’s all in the archive). This is to be a purely party piece. For those who do not have the slightest interest in wading through what is really a personal keepsake, look away now!

With the wisdom born from experience, and the knowledge that folk flock to Mudgee for the early May race meeting, we had booked our site at the Mudgee Riverside Caravan Park almost a year ago. We had been allocated the same site as we had occupied previously, as had our very dear friends the Bannincks, who were tucked up next to us.  One other couple in our (reduced) party of twelve was also nearby.....the others were ‘across the square’ or had taken up cabins.






Like before, it was cosy in our corner.











Hens B went to the trouble to erect their full annex, and strangely enough this became ‘party central’ on more than one occasion, 













either for just the four of us such as this shared evening meal early in the piece














or, at the other end of the day, when the tribe gathered in dribs and drabs for a late and very self-indulgent breakfast.





Here again, and for almost the last time, I must apologise for the colour in this photos. By now we had lost all patience with our ‘pictorial preservator’...its days were numbered, but we had not yet visited the local Harvey Normans to seek a replacement.





Outdoor evening ‘happy hours’, with absolute emphasis on the plural of ‘hour’, are the norm for our Mudgee soirees, and this year was no exception except we did take up station on the lawn area rather than occupy one of the park roadways which had been the case in the past!



Apart from the Sunday race meeting, a tradition of this week in Mudgee is a group gathering at one of the local pubs on Saturday night, and of course, traditions must be maintained or they cease to retain that status. The Oriental Hotel was Mudgee’s favoured venue for 2016.  Like all but a couple of the local pubs, it was within reasonable walking distance from our park, a very desirable thing indeed in the circumstances.



And, like the race meeting, we all make a bit of an effort to tart up a little. Liz didn’t let the fact that Mudgee is one of NSW’s more celebrated wine regions deter her from ensuring that all and sundry knew where her loyalties (and mine) lay. (It's a bit hard to spot...she is wearing a 'Chateau Tanunda' vest!)





Needless to say, the ‘happy snapper’ was hard at work throughout the evening. I haven’t the faintest idea what I had just said to Bev, but it obviously tickled her.











At one stage Liz decided that it would be a good idea to capture Dick and Wok in a ‘groupie’ and spent a minute or two being at her persuasive and idiotic best










before I rescued the two recently retired senior Qantas 747 skippers from her nonsense and restored a bit of order.









We really did have a cracker of an evening, and even managed to terrify one of the staff members into taking a group shot of all of us. I say ‘terrify’ because, apart from finally being able to get everyone to sit still (it was like herding cats by this time of the night), the poor lass was being constantly bombarded with photographic advice, none of which she needed if the end result is anything to go by.

With drinks at reasonable prices, a meal about which we had no complaints, and an evening of sparkling wit and repartee (until things did begin to deteriorated a little towards the end), this had been a night to remember, just as we had expected.

And for all but us, the morrow dawned with another demand to ‘tog up’. The local Gooree Park (winery and horse stud) sponsored race meeting was about to be run and won. There had been a steady influx of guests arriving at the park from mid Friday afternoon.  



All the cabins and most of the caravan sites were now fully occupied.  Sunday morning brought with it a flurry of activity. Where ever one looked, there were groups making last minute adjustments to their rigs to the accompaniment of excited chatter and shared advice as to expected winners.










Our group was no exception. “Come on you lot.....line up and smile”.











Liz scurried around in her adopted role as the ‘hostess with the mostess’....”Dick, for goodness sake stop posing and get in!”....











and finally managed to fill the waiting mini-bus and close the door on this mob of overgrown and highly excited school children. 










Off they all went, with Lyn and Warwick (Wok) bringing up the rear in their own converted 200 series Land Cruiser (they tow a fifth wheeler) whilst Liz and I wandered back through the almost eerily quiet park to our van.




Here I again donned my chef’s hat and got busy.  As a race day ‘party pooper’, I had offered to have a supper meal of thick minestrone soup and crusty bread waiting for the undoubtedly well watered (and probably poor) party of punters on their return. I had finally gotten to use the large pot I had bought in Albany over a year ago (never did get round to cooking the mussels for which it had been intended). I shall let the co-pilot’s comments go unreported in detail other than to provide a description of them....’snide’ I think covers it!

I had actually begun the soup on Friday.....this is a pottage which needs to brew. With a few final adjustments to the contents of the pot, and a quick scurry to the local Bakers Delight to procure an appropriate number of crusty loaves, all was in readiness.

But we didn’t miss out on the races altogether. An afternoon walk was very much on the agenda (we had been trying to stretch our legs for some distance every day as a foil to the self-indulgence which filled many of our waking hours).  Why not the races?

The  very good Mudgee track is less than two kilometres from our camp, so off we went, and by now the newly purchased camera was in hand. We had spent a very productive hour or so at the local Harvey Norman store. At last our pictorial  woes would be over.....well that was the plan.

How things have moved on in the years between camera acquisitions. I was totally befuddled by the accompanying instruction manual, just as I had been listening to the conversation between Liz and the charming young salesman who was at station behind a bewildering array of photographic devices of all shapes and sizes. The more I read and mucked about, the more I was convinced that I had become redundant....this damn thing can talk!





‘Keep things simple, Marshie’ was my advice to self. The race course was to be the proving ground, and I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised with the outcome. Something resembling proper colour at last!







I was so busy fiddling with buttons and dials that my plan to photograph the horses vying for the honours in the Gooree Park Cup, as they thundered past our vantage point on the outer rail, almost came to nothing. Alerted by a shout from Liz, I just managed to point and click in time. “Here they come”. Click.........






.....and ‘there they go’. Click again. Here I learnt that the new camera responds much more quickly to a press of the button than our last did. Had this not been the case I suspect the nags would have been well past the winning post before the shutter mechanism had done its job.



So we did go to the races after all, albeit very briefly and very much on the outer, but it was now time to engage in another gallop of our own...back to camp and the galley.




I hadn’t made my somewhat bastardised version of minestrone soup for quite some time.....a few years in fact, so I was a little nervous about the end product as I made the final adjustments and got the pot on the boil.









The returning crowd had divested themselves of their finery (they had already emptied their pockets earlier!) and were gathering expectantly Chez Bannink for the final hours of Mudgee Race Day. 





I knew that the collective taste buds of the assembled diners would be somewhat dulled by the day’s indulgences, but I was nevertheless delighted with the results of my culinary caper, as was the crowd. “I’ll have another bowl of that thanks Pete”, was music to my ears. It was all I could do to save enough to grace our freezer with a container or two.

This lot are real beggars for punishment. Arrangements had been made to travel to the nearby town of Rylstone for lunch the following day.  But this was to be a lunch with a difference......an extraordinary section of Chinese dumplings!

Chinese dumplings in an historic Australian bush town....come on!  As it turns out, the lass who prepares these treats is famous amongst gatherings of gourmands. She has apparently featured in Gourmet Traveller and other august gastronomic tomes. I was suitably chastened about my lack of dumpling diligence and more than prepared to be pleasantly surprised.




The venue was the first surprise, the building of the old Bridge View Inn, now no longer a town watering hole but home to the ‘Yum Cha and Tea House’ where we dutifully congregated in a small separate room at the rear of the main building and began the onerous (for the uninitiated) task of making a choice from the incredible menu.



Meals here are served in combinations of numbers of dumplings...six, eight or ten, with other options I’ll not bore you with, mainly because it all got too hard for me and I can’t really remember what they were. 

Suffice it to say I opted for the ‘eight’ version, in the hope (accurate as it turned out) that Liz would founder even on her small ‘six’ serve choice. In addition to the startling and slightly intimidating array of dumplings on offer, some ten choices of tea could also be ordered.  The claims made about the efficacy and effect of each of these were extraordinary. Despite the fact that I don’t drink tea, the promise of ‘younger looking skin’ nearly had me ordering this particular elixir by the bucketful.





The next surprise was the waitress who, with not a flustered or exasperated look or a missed jotting of her pen, recorded the varying requests from our table










and later demonstrated the accuracy of her notes by delivering precisely what each had ordered.....and the array of variation almost defies belief.








This was an experience.  Unlike most dining Yum Cha style, none of the dumplings served here are available fried... all the exotic fillings of pork, prawn, chicken, or vegetable, in never ending combinations, are served in steamed pastry pockets of incredible delicacy. Various bottles of sauces and mixing bowls allow each diner to mix up eclectic condiments.....I lowered the tone and raised eyebrows in equal measure by asking for plain old soy! None of this sesame, chilli stuff for this little black duck....I wanted to actually taste what I was eating!

And the verdict.....this place does indeed put the ‘yum’ very firmly into Yum Cha. 

According to the pundits in our group, who make this an annual pilgrimage from Mudgee, seasoned trenchermen make tracks to Rylstone from all over the country to experience these goodies. What a country of never ending surprises Australia is!

And on that somewhat exotic international note, we shall take our leave of Mudgee for another year. Despite one day of pouring rain (it was as dry and warm as toast in the pub), we had more than thoroughly enjoyed catching up with this band of ageing reprobates as we all again tried to demonstrate that we could stay the course over seven days of debauchery without missing a beat. At least I could fall back on my immune system disease as the reason for my afternoon nap....’clouds and silver linings’!

Our next destination could not be more different in prospect....two nights free camping at Mendooran, the oldest town on the Castlereagh River. It has been quite a while since we have had to rely on our own resources....hopefully all systems are still operational, particularly the voltage inverter and the diesel heater!

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